{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
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{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"fact":"Cat's urine glows under a black light.","length":38}
{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}
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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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