{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?","punchline":"Because it was rated arrr!","id":310}
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Francesca Dellera is an Italian actress and model.
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The Malaysian Indian Muslim Congress is a political