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William Gibson Haig Clark, Baron Clark of Kempston, was a British Conservative politician who sat for a total of 28 years as a member of Parliament for three constituencies. He was also a Member of the House of Lords.
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Dimitrios Verginis is a Greek professional basketball player. He is 1.91 m tall. He can play both the point guard and shooting guard positions.
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